You’re in a bar and you see a beauty. You need a playful opener that gets her into a role-playing fantasy with you. Here’s something I wanna try.
Me: Help me!
Me: Compact with mirror, quick!
Beauty gets compact from her purse and gives it to you.
Me: Ugh. My regular doctor said it would happen.
Beauty: Said what would happen.
Me: Change back into a woman. I went to Ecuador and found a cheap sex-change surgeon and changed into a man. Now I’m changing back.
Beauty: That’s awful.
Me: Only one thing to do. We have to go into the ladies room and change clothes.
Beauty: No way!
Me: Yeah. Just think how small your butt will look in my clothes. I’ll have a problem, tho. Wearing your clothes, I’ll show huge cleavage and look like such a slut.