One pork sausage link (a pattie will probably work as well)
Heaping tsp salsa
Thin slice processed cheese
Cook the link in a saucepan over medium heat and keep the grease in the pan. Put the link on a plate. Cook the egg, scrambling it some. Once you have turned the egg, smear the top with salsa. Turn the egg after a minute, then put the cheese on top. After one minute, turn the egg. Cook about forty seconds until the cheese forms a brown skin. Serve.